my name's dutch and i'm a cold blooded, warm hearted butch-is-my-gender lesbian crocodile, happily hitched to my beautiful evil femme, bee. i heartily enjoy vintage raunch, animatronics, videogames, writing, horror, casino history, and critical analysis of just about everything. i keep busy by transforming myself with hormones, taking naps in the sun with my pug, eating spicy foods, or watching noirs with my girlfriend. let's be friends!
i enjoy writing about medic x sniper [tf2], and albert wesker x leon kennedy [resident evil] the most! headcanons and doing character studies are my bread and butter, with occasional pepperings-in of self-expression; my experiences with lesbianism, transgenderism, romance, and sexual desire play a huge part in how (and why) i write! for my "shipping philosophy" and other pairings i dig, click here!
i also really really love collecting toys; i post about them a lot and have a ball dressing them up and posing them together. i'm always adding more to my herd! i'm also quite the nonfiction buff and get super stoked learning new things; overanalyzing is my love language. Yes! it is that deep to me!
