my name's crocodile dutch, and this here's the entrance to my humble neocities. just wanted to lay down a few
ground rules before you mosey on in. don't worry, i'll keep it squeaky clean:
this site is
18+ only, and may contain
suggestive/erotic imagery,
blood,
body horror, and the like. that said, i block minors. nothing personal, this just isn't your scene, dig?
it also features blinkies, gifs and moving graphics; none too eyestrain-y for my own sensitive eyes personally, but a word of warning never hurt anybody. prowl with caution!
i code at 1512x982 on firefox, so what you see is what you get! i reckon you can navigate it decently on mobile, but it might be a bit of a pain in the neck. sorry about that! she
shines brightest on a desktop of
some kind!
you can expect to see me chatter on about
videogames, my lesbian gender, kink, literature, toy collecting, and more. i'm a lover, a hater, and a rambler... be warned!
if that suits you well, the keys to my kingdom are all yours.
