COLD BLOODED, WARM HEARTED!

my name's dutch and i'm a butch lesbian crocodile! when i'm not sunning my scales, playing with toys, or hearing casino lights calling me home, i like fooling with web design!

clicking around on here will lead you to lots of fun stuff, some educational things, a few personal ramblings and merriments, and whatever else i can think of to shove on here! this site is definitely far from perfect, but that's okay, so am i :-) i can't guarantee how good or bad my site will look on mobile devices, so if it looks like ass i'm sorry! enjoy your stay, don't forget to sign my guestbook or my chatbox in the bottom left if you're feeling friendly! i love making friends, so if you wanna be mutuals or chat it up, you can learn more about me on my carrd or my about!

if you're a fan of my writing (or just feel like making my day!), i have a ko-fi if you'd like to leave me a tip, i'd be eternally grateful! you can also add my button to your site (no hotlinking please!), and i'll add yours in return, just let me know! i am still kind of clumsy when it comes to socializing on here, but i love looking at other people's sites and making friends! :-)