COLD BLOODED, WARM HEARTED!

my name's dutch and i'm a butch lesbian crocodile! when i'm not sunning my scales, playing with toys, or hearing casino lights calling me home, i like fooling with web design!

clicking around on here will lead you to lots of fun stuff, some educational things, a few personal ramblings and merriments, and whatever else i can think of to shove on here! this site is definitely far from perfect, but that's okay, so am i :-) enjoy your stay, don't forget to sign my guestbook or my chatbox in the bottom left if you're feeling friendly! i love making friends, so if you wanna be mutuals or chat it up, you can learn more about me on my carrd or my about!

if you're a fan of my writing (or just feel like making my day!), i have a ko-fi! you can also add my button to your site (no hotlinking please!), and i'll add yours in return, just let me know. i love making friends! :-)